Character Bios

 Name: Brick Miser(supposedly pronounced "MIH-ZAIRE")

Height: 1.75"

Weight: Depends on how many pizzas he's had for breakfast

Age: Twenty-Something

Likes: Transformer Shows, Special Mission Unit Shows, Transforming Special Mission
            Unit Shows, Pink Lady, Pizza, Candy, Grinder Sandwiches, Jaffa Cakes, Pink
            Lady, Getting Away With Stuff, Motorcycles, Motorcycle Stunts, Actually
            Managing To Pull Off His Own Motorcycle Stunts, Online Reviewers, 80s & 90s
            Pop and Metal, Arcade Games, Pink Lady

Dislikes: Dressing Up, His Landlord, His Neighbors, Modern Shows(that aren't
               Transforming or SMU-based), Anime, Wrestling, Exercise, Instructions, Mac &
               Cheese, Authority, Getting Harassed By People Who "Just Don't Get Him",
               Getting Punched By A Mob Of Said People, Being Rejected By Pink Lady,
               Getting Kicked In The Nuts By Pink Lady After Trying To Overturn Said
               Rejection, Country Music

Hobbies: Binge watching reruns of The Mighty Legion Cheetah Transformer Team,
                Cycling around town, Practicing his motorcycle stunts, Coming up with ideas
                to impress Pink Lady, Showing how much he doesn't need to listen to
                anybody and can do his own thing, Patching himself up afterward, Calling his
                mom for more money, Taking people up on a dare

Life Goal: To attach rockets to his bike, sweep Pink Lady off her feet with his charm,
                  looks, and rocket-powered motorcycle, and live happily ever after among the
                  stars. ...There's enough air to breathe up there, right?

Whenever there's a problem... Brick is probably the cause of it. Spoiled, impulsive, and with absolutely no foresight, Brick is the kind of guy to stand at point A, see a pie at point C, and go after it while completely overlooking the pit of lava-spewing razor beam sharks at point B... He's often between jobs, usually his own fault, but as long as his mother remembers to pay his rent and gas, he's comfortable just to lie back and watch reruns of The Mighty Legion Cheetah Transformer Team online. ...That is when he's not tearing up the road with his custom-built bike and wooing Pink Lady any way he can(and even any way he can't.) He's never one to turn down a challenge, so if there's a shot at fame, fortune, and impressing Pink, you don't have to ask him twice(even if you didn't even ask him in the first place.) Doesn't matter if he has no idea what he's doing, he's going for the gold! ...Then going to sit and watch stuff on his computer while the cuts heal, bones set, jeering laughter fades, and his mom pays for damages, tickets, and/or bail. Just a regular day for this (n)ever-learning brick figure!

Name: Pink Lady(first name "Pink", last name "Lady")

Height: 2"

Weight: Never gonna tell

Age: Slightly Older Twenty-Something

Likes: Friends, Social Media, Anime, Small Collectibles, Modern Shows, Motor
           Scooters, Dance Hits and Indie Rock, Exercise, Wrestling, Karaoke,
           Ponies/Pegasi/Unicorns, Pink Things, Tea Parties(Political or Friendly), Princess
           Shows, Drama & Crime Shows, Pizza, Peppermint Ice Cream, Brunswick Stew,
           Tutorial Videos, Arcade Games, Dressing Up, Making Money Work For Her

Dislikes: Brick Miser, Canned Ravioli, Country Music, 80s & 90s "Boys" Cartoons,
               "Feminist" Movements, Motorcycles, Brick Miser, Whiny People &
               Organizations, Online Reviewers, Men/Women Who Want Her For Her Body,
               Marriage, Dating, BRICK MISER

Hobbies: Tending to her garden, hanging out with friends, entering contests and
                competitions, investing her time and money into something that'll pay off,
                posting to her social media accounts, avoiding Brick Miser at every
                opportunity

Life Goal: To work overseas and establish a company she can nurture and grow and
                  eventually join the Fortune 500. The further from Brick Miser, the better...

Pink Lady may be beautiful, but that doesn't mean she's on the market! She's a very career-focused girl who's not interested in being tied down with eternal partnership and don't you forget it! However, once you've erased all thoughts of wanting her for your own, you'll find that she's a very easygoing person. She loves making friends and she'll gladly hang out with you if you're nice enough. She believes in earning respect by being a role model, not by pointing fingers at others that are "threatening her way of life." As such, she's open to any competition or activity, as it's a new learning experience for her and she wants to prepare for it any way she can. If it helps her make money and/or help others, all the better! In her own time, she likes to shop for new clothes or collectibles or just chill and watch her crime dramas or light-hearted "girl" cartoons, depending on her mood. She may be in her 20s, but she likes ponies, princesses, the color pink, tea parties, and other stuff associated with young girls, and she's PROUD OF IT! And she'd like to invite you to the next party if you have time. She'd like to talk about the latest company merger by the current largest corporation and how they could help establish a foothold in an untapped country. ...But if you're Brick Miser, the restraining order is still in effect...